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I am ______. I have a lot of strength and ambition. I am respectful and very down to earth. I am talented and intelligent. I am sweet and good hearted. I am athletic and music is my passion. How long have you been on the site?

— copy/paster

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your body is so sexy it made me forget my pickup line

— i have no words.

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hi, dork. :)

— this guy’s a bully… way to make a first impression…

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hey want to have casual sex?

— woooooooooooooord? blunt female

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nice body

— mr. thirsty

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hey :)

— how’d you know i like smileys guuuurrrrrrl ;) *drake voice*

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hey whats up?

— plagiarizer girl (You can’t fool me. I know I’ve seen this message many times before.)

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Hi! The gadget guy in me loves the site’s algorithm. I wonder how high of a match percentage is necessary for a great date? I usually avoid that trap by looking at the enemy percentage. It’s nice to see another person that puts a premium on grammar. I shudder whenever I see an article about how academics are now debating the importance of punctuation and spelling. Central Park is great for live concerts. I went last year to see the Symphony In the Park, hopefully this year it won’t rain on me.

Since you have read our profile, you know that we are a couple. We are looking for a smart fun girl that is open to dating a couple (with an emphasis on the dating part). We are new at this, so we don’t mind taking it slow and getting to know you. Ideally we would like to find someone to share our interests with, and someone will to share her interests with us. We are looking forward to chatting with you soon.

— Scott & Charmaine… I have no words.

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;)

— guy with eye infection (maybe he got it from the other eye infection girl?)

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Hey ! Goodmorning ! How re u ? Today’s so pretty sunday : ) I hope U’re still warm. So sorry for bothering u. U look so incredible and sincere . Actually U look like sunshine. I’d like to get to know u better. If it’s possible I’d like to invite u for a drink something on rooftop 230 5th ave or Standart Hotel place in West Village one night ?

— ESL student/baller of the week